Love can make us the happiest of souls or the most depressed creatures in the world and that mischief maker Eros feeds our fires and desires.

His arrows lead the way and then turn on us and pierce our hearts just when we believe true love is ours.

The background FX are provided by Auntie Debbie from Dallas from a recording made by Uncle Reg whilst she devoured some large chocalate eclairs.

I have given this a NSFW as the more excitable amongst us may find it hard to keep control at times but then again you may think the whole thing is a bit of an anticlimax!